Cycling One Liner Jokes

Dear god if there is such a thing as reincarnation then please may i return as a ladies bicycle seat jack an jill have just climbed le alp de huez on a tandem.

Cycling one liner jokes. I wanted to lower it a bit. Why is sex like riding a bike. I also really like one liner jokes and those really long and boring ones that everyone hates to listen to. Take a brake get it with these serious cycling jokes from beano s genius joke writers.

How do you know you ve married a cycling addict. All sorted from the best by our visitors. You can do it by yourself but it s usually not as much fun. Check out beano s basket full of cycling jokes to get you giggling again.

I m writing this in early january and there seem to be even more people than normal out on bikes at the moment. Driving one winter s day i spotted my mate chest. You don t even need a punchline because the joke is on them for listening too long. You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.

We ve rounded up our funny bike jokes in one place so take a stop here and get some giggles in. You can do it by yourself but it s usually not as much fun. Yeah good job i kept the brakes on said jill or we d have slid all the way back down. One with no spooks in it.

The one in the back yells out hey. My humor is quite unique and like to enjoy the faces i get while telling a really long joke. The largest collection of motorcycle one line jokes in the world. How do you know you ve married a cycling addict.

The second nerd replied well yesterday i was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. Two nerds are riding along on a tandem bicycle when suddenly the one in the front slams the brakes gets off and starts letting air out of the tyres. You laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes. See top 10 motorcycle one liners.

She threw the bike to the ground took off all her clothes and said take what you want. A biker was riding down the street and on his back he had a note saying if you can read this than my mrs has fallen. I think i ll just confiscate his bike geoff kay. Absolutely hillarious motorcycle one liners.

Why are you doing that the first nerd says my seat was too high and was hurting my butt. A selection of groan worthy cycling related jokes as told by cycling weekly readers. Phew that was a tough climb said jack thought i was going to bonk. Why can t an elephant ride a bicycle.

Hah no one gets my humor. No doubt new year resolutions for many include getting fit and i m sure there were plenty of new bicycles that arrived as christmas presents a couple of weeks ago so this week the one liners and puns take the form of bike jokes.